Flaming Object Over Texas Confirmed
Despite what other news media have reported, Many Things has confirmed the identity of the flaming object seen this weekend in the Texas sky.
The fireball that streaked across the Texas sky and appeared to dive toward earth over the weekend remained a mystery on Monday after the military said the event had nothing to do with a collision of satellites last week and did not seem to involve an artificial satellite coming down. [NY Times]In fact, the flame was none other than Miss Dee Flaytable, pictured here in an earlier photo, who was just having a bad hair day. She hopes you enjoyed the show.